Phillip-Morris Does Not Approve!
Scientists are developing a vaccine for nicotine!
STORY
The drug is intended to prevent nicotine from reaching the brain and activating the pleasurable response associtated with smoking a cigarette. It may not work; they're currently doing prelimary testing.
But if it does, I predict that the smoking companies will not be thrilled. They'll move quickly to quash it. Expect a hostile buyout and a study that links the vaccine to impotence and flaming anal leakage.
STORY
The drug is intended to prevent nicotine from reaching the brain and activating the pleasurable response associtated with smoking a cigarette. It may not work; they're currently doing prelimary testing.
But if it does, I predict that the smoking companies will not be thrilled. They'll move quickly to quash it. Expect a hostile buyout and a study that links the vaccine to impotence and flaming anal leakage.
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