Phillip-Morris Does Not Approve!

Scientists are developing a vaccine for nicotine!

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The drug is intended to prevent nicotine from reaching the brain and activating the pleasurable response associtated with smoking a cigarette. It may not work; they're currently doing prelimary testing.

But if it does, I predict that the smoking companies will not be thrilled. They'll move quickly to quash it. Expect a hostile buyout and a study that links the vaccine to impotence and flaming anal leakage.

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