Maybe it takes a while....

So, if giant disasters like hurricanes are punishment from God towards places like Florida and the Gulf Coast for allowing homosexuals into Disney World and living in a nation that allows abortion...

What does it mean when... well....

Lightning Strikes, Damages Jesus Statue

Maybe he finally got mad about that whole "no graven images" thing. Or maybe (since it's in Colorado) it's to decry the sins of... umm... skiing. They don't talk about skiing in the Bible, do they? Those people better watch out.

Or maybe it's just the highest point in the surrounding area, serving as a focal point for the collection of positive ions.

But that just sounds silly.