Wait, what?

Apparently I need to have both a reality check and a reading comprehension examination. I saw this headline earlier today.

"Who tops the Pope's list of the hottest bachelors?"

See kids, this is what happens when you read quickly, but without the required level of absorbtion. The actual headline is regarding "People" magazine, not his holiness Benedict XVI.

Of course, that didn't stop me from devoting prescious mental energy to figuring out why the Pope would be interested in the hottest bachelors. Unless it's some sort of "Da Vinci Code" retaliation campaign, possibly asserting that Jesus was still a bachelor, and not hanging out at home with Mary Magdelene.

That sounds a little hip for the Catholic Church, though.