Motivated to be Anti-Hetero Marriage

Apparently, while most of the civilized America was watching the polls and contemplating the ethics of stem cell research, Brittany Spears and her husband...umm...Mr. Spears, filed for divorce. While this is not the sort of thing I usually comment on (unless it's to mention that these are the people we need to defend marriage FROM), I found a video which cried out, nay.... COMPELLED me to post it. It contains the lyrics to one of Kevin Federline's songs, from his aborted rap career.

Lest I say too much, let me end with two words: James Lipton. Bask in the hilarity.

P.S. It helps if you've ever watched Bravo for any period of time.
P.P.S. Moderate language warning.