Occam's Gay Razor!

SOURCE: Scott Lively, 'Kill The Gays' Bill Supporter, Pushes Claim Obama Is Gay, Dating Reggie Love 

The linked article concerns Scott Lively, pastor and head of "Defend the Family", and his assertion that the President and his former personal assistant, Reggie Love, are in a homosexual relationship. Pastor Lively has previously asserted that high-ranking Nazi homosexuals helped to orchestrate the Holocaust.  This calls to mind my college roommate's assertion that the Nazis "killed homosexuals BEFORE they killed Jews."

If homosexual Muslims are willing to spend the time required to get married to opposite sex partners, have children, and spend an entire life telling people they're Christian, I don't see how we can possibly prevent the gaypocalypse.  

(Note: "gaypocalypse" is very different from "gaypocalypso", which is an exciting and danceable music genre.  Baracas are optional.)

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